ForecastFox - 'cuz I've gotta know how badly I'm gonna freeze when I walk out the door.
lol - around these parts, it's either needing to know 'is a Category 5 tropical cyclone bearing down on me?' or 'If i walk around outside, will I begin to crackle audibly under the sun, which is only about four miles above the ground?'

For your amusement : Dylan Moran, a rather good comedian and the mastermind behind the awfully funny Black Books, has this to say about Australia;
* On Australia
"It's a totally inhospitable place, your shouldn't be here, the sun, you live about three quarters of a mile from it, I've seen insects walking around with kneepads, you fling yourselves into the sea when you're not actually walking around audiably crackling in the heat and the sea is full of jellyfish and sharks and other things who hate you, but yet you persist in living here. So you know, its a jail, you live in, it's lovely, you've done wonderful things with it, but you're all still in denial"